Diet Pills (to be read Deliriously)
No Honestly
This
Is
The best I’ve
Ever felt
Have
You
Noticed
My hips
Aren’t Even
Hips
Any
More
More
Like
Like
Chicken carcass
After the
Roast
But more importantly
No, no
This
Is
The best I’ve
Ever felt
My Breasts
Are
Barely
Breasts
More like
Mozzy
Bites
Where
Blood is
Sucked
Dry
And they
Plump up
To
Cherry tomatoes
So full
So swollen
What was I saying Oh yes I’ve
Never
Felt
So
Full
Before
It’s all
A
Bout
Moderation
It’s all about making
like a crisp packet
Ready
To burst
Swollen
With air
It’s all about
Making like fizzy water
And savouring
Bubbles
Davina McCall
Was right
I
Bloody
Hate
Davina¹
But also
Chocolate
I
Cannot
Stand
Chocolate
And
Prosecco
No
No, did
You
Know
That if
You drink Vodka
You
Will
Actually
Feel Better
Because
Your
Insides will
Be out
And
If
You
Stick
Celery in
Your
Oh god this is
Sorry what
Was I saying?
¹ an English Television model, well known for her exercise DVDs.